让你喷饭的史上最强中国式英语！ 1. we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. How are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3. You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 4. know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 5. WATCH SISTER 表妹 6. American Chinese not enough 美中不足 7. heart flower angry open 心花怒放 8. go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 9. 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 10． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 11． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 12. as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！ 13. I give you face you dont wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 14. 加洲一公路发生交通意外,一中国妇人在描述经过: one car come,one car go ,two car pengpeng,one car die 15。 good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上，呵呵 16. YOU NO GOOD! 你不好的。 PEOPLE MOUNTAIN, PEOPLE SEA! 人山人海。 17. you are no three no four ,i give you colour see see! 你不三不四，我给你颜色看看！