An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has
taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom. He says to the co-pilot,
"I think I'll go to take a shit and then try to screw that new blonde stewardess."
The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the
intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass. A little old
lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to
take a shit first."