刚才来了个美国人, 进到办公室, 前台小姐左看右看, 大家都在打游戏, 只有自己比较清闲, 面带微笑。。。 　　 　　前台小姐: "Hello." 　　 　　美国人: "Hi." 　　 　　前台小姐: "You have what thing?" 　　 　　美国人: "Can you speak english?" 　　 　　前台小姐: "If i not speak english, i speak what?" 　　 　　美国人: "Can anybody else speak english?" 　　 　　前台小姐: "You yourself look, all people are playing, no people have 　　time, you can wait, you wait; you not wait, you go!" 　　 　　美国人: "Good heavens. Anybody here can speak english?" 　　 　　前台小姐: "Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what 　　thing?" 　　 　　美国人: "I want to speak to your head." 　　 　　前台小姐: "Head not zai. you tomorrow come!" 　　 　　美国人吐血。。。